While on vacation in Mexico, Chloe, a ritzy Beverly Hills chihuahua, finds herself lost and in need of assistance in order to get back home.

Chloe: You don't scare me anymore!
Diablo: Then why are you shaking?
Chloe: Cause I am a Chihuahua!
Papi: We're Mexi-can, not Mexi-can't!
Rafa: I've never had my teeth brushed before. It's... minty!
Manuel: I never had my teeth brushed before, it's
[grins]
Manuel: minty!
Delgado: I saw you in there, being pampered, eating.
Chloe: The closest I came to food was a used churro!
[from teaser]
Papi: [voice over] My name is Papi. I am descended from an ancient line of proud warriors. My ancestors went into battle, alongside Aztec soldiers. Today, we move within the inner circles of the wealthiest and most powerful people on the planet. Who am I? The question is... *What* am I?
[pops out of doggie hatch on the huge door of an Aztec temple]
Papi: I'm a Chihuahua!
[growls slyly]
Aunt Viv: You take good care of her. And no waxing, OK?
Armand: Yes, ma'am. No waxing for her.
Chloe: I'm an heiress.
Rafa: A hairless?
Chloe: No, an *heiress*! I have a trust fund!
Papi: She's... gone. Wake up mi corazon. It's me... your Popi. Speak to me. Fill my ears with your beautiful voice. Without you, the sun will have no warmth... the flowers, no beauty. Cloe, my tail will have no wag. Come back to Beverly Hills with me, and I will tend your garden forever. Your love is the rain that falls upon my earth.
Chloe: Don't stop now, it's just getting good!
Chloe, Rachel Ashe Lynn: [about each other] She is so...
Chloe: Irresponsible!
Rachel Ashe Lynn: Spoiled!
Chloe: [on being a Chihuahua] Tiny, but mighty.
Papi: [upon realizing Chloe is missing] Hold your tacos!
Delgado: [to Chloe] Look, if you're worth something, they'll ransom you, and if they ransom you, they won't fight you, so I guess you're safe.
Chloe: I lost my bootie!
Delgado: Your *what*?
Chloe: My bootie!
[runs back for it]
Delgado: Leave it!
Chloe: Leave it?
Delgado: [Diablo closes in on her] Leave it!
[snatches Chloe up and runs]

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