Axel Foley, while investigating a car theft ring, comes across something much bigger than that: the same men who shot his boss are running a counterfeit money ring out of a theme park in Los Angeles.

Todd: Axel, you on a coffee break? Go get that son of a bitch.
Axel: You got a fifty dollar bill?
Jon Flint: I got a wife and three kids. I haven't seen a fifty in twelve years.
Jon Flint: Turn that fucking song off!
Axel: Boss, I cancelled the SWAT team.
Todd: You what? I wouldn't raid a church bingo game without SWAT.
Axel: [Axel is dressed up as Oki-Doki the elephant]
Little Kid: Oki-Doki.
[runs over and hugs him]
Axel: Hey, nice little kid. How you doin'? Nice little boy. Good to see you.
Little Kid: I love you Oki-Doki.
Big Kid: Hey, Oki. Do the Oki Shuffle.
Axel: [starts to jump around] Oki-Doki, Oki-Doki, Doki Doki Oki.
Big Kid: THAT'S NOT RIGHT. IT'S LIKE THIS.
[does the Oki Shuffle]
Axel: Hey listen, kid, I'm Oki-Doki and I changed the steps. You got a problem with that?
Big Kid: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE NICE TO ME NO MATTER WHAT I DO.
[punches him in the stomach]
Axel: Oh, you little motherfucker. I'll kick your ass.
Axel: Get the fuck outta here.
Serge: No I cannot.
Axel: Billy, you got a fifty dollar bill?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: When do I get it back?
Axel: Man, gimme fifty dollars!
Axel: What'd they promote you to captain, or something?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: I'm DDO-JSIOC.
Axel: The jay gee jojo see? What is that?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: [outdraws a henchman, killing him] Name is Wild Bill Rosewood. I'm the sheriff of this town.
[flips the gun and puts it in his holster]
Jon Flint: Look, isn't it just possible that you're mistaken, Foley? That Ellis Dewald just resembles Todd's killer?
Axel: I made the guy in Detroit. It was Dewald.
Jon Flint: I mean, Dewald is the head of the largest private police department in Southern California. I mean, he works with us! With the L.A.P.D. Hell, with the governor's office! Everybody loves him.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: He's even getting an award tonight from the National Association of Security Agencies.
Jon Flint: Axel, it's understandable that you're distraught and-and looking for justice, and not to mention revenge. But, isn't it just possible that you - that you want it so much, that you saw your killer in a man who bore a slight resemblance?
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Hell, we run into this all the time in police work, Axel.
Axel: Where's Dewald getting that award tonight?
Jon Flint: Axel, don't.
Axel: Hey Flint, your friend Dewald it foul, okay? I know he's foul and I'm goin' down to this award show tonight and I'm gonna put some pressure on him and maybe I'll panic him into doing something stupid.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Axel, if you go to that dinner tonight... I'm going with you.
Axel: Then pick me up at the Sunset Motel.
Jon Flint: [walks in] Axel.
Axel: [pointing to DeWald] That's the guy! That's the killer!
Jon Flint: Ellis DeWald?
Dispatcher: Attention, all cars in the vicinity of Wonder World. Proceed there immediately. We have a 10-19, 10-45, and 12-22 in progress.
Jon Flint: Why am I not surprised?
Orrin Sanderson: Mr. Foley, Mr. DeWald.
Axel: [Goes to attack DeWald, is restrained by security guards] You fuck! Motherfucker! That's him! Motherfucker! That's the fuckin' guy I'm looking for!
Ellis De Wald: Orrin, you want to tell me what's going on here?
Axel: This fuckin' guy shot a Detroit police officer last weekend!
Ellis De Wald: Last weekend? I was at my beach house in Laguna *last weekend*.
Axel: Your beach home in Laguna?
[starts to calm down]
Axel: Wait, wait, hold it, I think I got the wrong guy, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. This is a big...
[to security guards]
Axel: I'm cool. It's a big misunderstanding.
Axel: [to DeWald] I know you got your beach...
[goes at DeWald again and is restrained]
Axel: No fuckin' beach house in Laguna, you motherfucker!
Jon Flint: [on the phone with Axel who is in jail with Billy] You and Billy disturbing the peace?
[sarcastically]
Jon Flint: NO.
[laughs]
Axel: Do me a favor, just make your fuckin' phone call and get us outta here, alright.
Jon Flint: Sure, sure, sure I will. Let's see, now who do I know down there? Let's see...
Axel: Hey, don't fuck with me right now.
Jon Flint: Alright, keep your shirt on. I'll get you guys out. Oh, incidentally I think we found that truck you were looking for.
Axel: Where?
Jon Flint: By the Santa Monica Pier at the beach. I'm headed out there now and I'll pick you guys up on the way. Oh and Axel, in the meantime, don't take any showers.
[laughs]
Jon Flint: [after an 'incident' at Wonder World, the trio is at a bar talking about Dewald being Todd's murderer] Axel... don't you think that you're mistaken? That Dewald probably juts resembles Todd's killer?
Axel: I made the guy in Detroit. It was Dewald.
Jon Flint: Ellis Dewald is owner of the most private police force in Southern California. He works with us! With the L.A.P.D... hell with the governor's office! Everybody loves him.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: He's even getting an award tonight from the National Board of Security Agencies.
Jon Flint: Axel look, it's obvious that you're distraught and looking for justice... not to mention revenge. But... is it possible that you want it so badly, that you saw a man who bore a slight resemblance?
Axel: Hey Flint, your friend Dewald is foul, okay? I know he's foul and I'm gonna go to this banquet tonight and I'm gonna put some 'pressure' on him and maybe I can panic him into doing something stupid.
Det. Sgt. William 'Billy' Rosewood: Axel, if you go to that award ceremony... then I'm going with you.
Axel: Then pick me up at the Sunset Motel later on.
Axel: Hey.
Mrs. Todd: I understand that you were with him at the end.
Axel: Yeah, his last words were about you.
Mrs. Todd: That does not sound like my Douglas, Axel. Try again.
Axel: Actually his last words were 'Axel are you on a coffee break, go and get that son of a bitch.' Those were his last words.
Mrs. Todd: That sounds like my Douglas.
Axel: Yeah, sounds like a good idea, too.
Serge: Achwell, try to say Serge. It's not so difficult. Surge? Sounds like a detergent.
Levine: They got fuckin' machine guns! I thought you said they had no guns!
Axel: They must've changed their world view!
Ellis De Wald: You caught him. Good. He broke into a security area.
Axel: [stands up and security guards grabs him] Hey, relax.
Axel: [to De Wald] Why don't you save that shit for New Talent Night at San Quentin. I'm onto your operation.
Ellis De Wald: [acting confused] My operation?
Jon Flint: [walks in] Goddamn it, Axel, what the hell have you done now?
Ellis De Wald: He went berserk. He was firing a weapon in the park. My God, there are hundreds of small innocent children around.
Axel: You know they don't give out Oscars in prison, right?
Jon Flint: [after everything is all over] Any chance you can explain any of this to me? Like why the fuck am I shot?

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