A bumbling superhero battles crime with the help of his daughter and pilot sidekick.

Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the batteries that are not included.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3am...
Darkwing Duck: Let's get dangerous.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the fingernail that scrapes the blackboard of your soul.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am a special news bulletin that interrupts your favorite show.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the itch you cannot reach.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the jailer who throws away the key.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the slug that slimes your begonias.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the headache in the criminal mind.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the raspberry seed you can't floss out.
Darkwing Duck: [stuttering] Taurus Bulba! I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the surprise in your cereal box...
[surrounded by a cloud of red smoke]
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am... obviously out of my trademark blue smoke.
Launchpad: [impersonating Darkwing Duck] Err... I am the terror that sings in the night... I am the uhh... wrong song.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the auditor that wants to look at your books.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the low ratings that cancel your program.
Launchpad: [while hold a log to his ear] The cows are not what they seem...
Gosalyn Mallard: Weird...
Honker Muddlefoot: Even for Launchpad...
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the ten dollar service charge on all returned checks.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the onion that stings in your eye.
Darkwing Duck: [while talking to a tree that's about to attack him] I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the termite that devours your floorboards.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am Darkwing Duck.
Moliarty: Darkwing Duck? Sounds like something I should try with eggroll.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the hairball that clogs your drains.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the scourge that pecks at your nightmares.
Darkwing Duck: I am the terror that flaps in the night, I am the bubble gum that sticks in your hair.
Negaduck: I am the most *fiendish* terror that flaps in the darkest night. I am the skunk that pollutes your air. I am Negaduck
[diabolical laughter]
Darkwing Duck: Sheesh. Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
Darkwing Duck: [suddenly being brought back to his senses] Who, what, where, and sometimes why?
Darkwing Duck: Clever of me to use my spine to break my fall like that.
[Megavolt makes his debut]
Megavolt: I am... Megawatt!
Bandleader: Dude, that's our name.
[while being stalked by Moliarty with a rocket launcher]
Darkwing Duck: It's okay, we should be safe hiding behind these barrels of... FUEL OIL?
[They scram just as the barrels explode]
Darkwing Duck: The worst part of public transportation is the Public.
Gosalyn Mallard: If nature wants to get in touch with me, it can send me a fax.
MegaVolt: I'll make him sizzle like spit on a griddle.
Quackerjack: Ooh. Aren't we sounding folksy.
Darkwing Duck: We're going back in time, Launchpad.
Launchpad McQuack: Oh, boy. In time for what?
Negaduck: [about to pull a switch that will execute his adversaries] Now it's time to SAY GOODBYE... to ALL our company.
Darkwing Duck: Sheesh. They ought to lock me up just for wearing this ridiculous outfit.
Gosalyn Mallard: I'll be back when you've reestablished your ego.
Steelbeak: If dere's one t'ing I 'ate, it's excuses!... Make dat two t'ings I 'ate. Excuses, an' a seven-ten split!
Megavolt: That's right! Prepare to meet thy doom at the hands of the... the TWO most dangerous criminals ever! Together!
Darkwing Duck: Let's get considerate.
Darkwing Duck: The bad part of town... where the sun never shines, where brutality is a way of life, and where, uh, people just rea... they're really not very nice at all. Really.
Dr. Reginald Bushroot: Oh, well. A plant's gotta do what a plant's gotta do.
Darkwing Duck: [to Gosalyn as she prepares to swing at a golfball on his mouth] Have I ever told you the story about the little girl, the golf club and the firing squad?
Darkwing Duck: How stupid could I be?
Gosalyn Mallard: Does he really want us to answer that?
Darkwing Duck: [sarcastically] Thank you for your support!
Darkwing Duck: Suck gas, evildoer.
Darkwing Duck: The jig is up, you jaded, jug-headed, jack-in-the-box.
Negaduck: I feel awful... stooping to such petty crimes. But you can't imagine how expensive thermonuclear warheads are these days.
Megavolt: At last! I'll have revenge on those who tormented me! Those who made me what I am! Wha... what am I anyway?
Megavolt: At last, what I've always wanted! The ability to entertain others at cocktail parties!
[repeated line]
Megavolt: Don't call me "Sparky"!
Chorus During Theme Song: When there's trouble, you call D. W.!
Megavolt: I'll finally be rid of them MEDDLING KIDS AND THEIR NOSY DOG."
[Regaining his composure]
Megavolt: Whoops. Wrong cartoon.
Darkwing Duck: It's like "the Chicken" said Lauchpad, I knew the job was dangerous when I took it.

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