Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
When your mother asks, 'Do you want a piece of advice?' it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.