The comic misadventures of teenagers Kenan and his dimwitted buddy Kel.

Kenan: Who loves orange soda?
Kel Kimble: K-K-Kel loves orange soda.
Kenan: Is it true? Is it TRUUUUE?
Kel Kimble: MMMHHMMM! I do, I do, I do-oooh!
Kel Kimble: Aw, here it goes.
Kenan: Oh, you know that reminds me. Kel I think we left our...
[thinks for an excuse]
Kenan: donkey in the kitchen.
Kel Kimble: [they go in the kitchen and Kel looks around for a donkey] Kenan, where's the donkey we left in here?
Kenan: There's no donkey in here!
Kel Kimble: What, you mean he ran away? Well, maybe we can catch him!
[opens the door and runs out]
Kel Kimble: Donkey! Come on donkey, come back! Donkey please! We love you, donkey!
[Kenan closes the door and Kel can be faintly heard yelling donkey at the top of his lungs]
[repeated line heard at the end of the first two seasons]
Kenan: [narrating] "Kenan & Kel" was recorded in front of a live audience at Nickelodeon Studios Orlando at Universal Studios, Florida.
Kel Kimble: [while sneaking up behind Kenan, who is rummaging through his locker] BOO!
Kenan: [jumps and bangs his head on his locker] Man, don't do that!
Kel Kimble: How come?
Kenan: Because I don't like starting off my day with a concussion. Call me unusual.
[repeated line]
Kenan: WHY?
Kel Kimble: [enters Rigby's] What's happenin'?
Chris Potter: Kel, could you please toss me the duster?
[grabs a can of peas and chucks it at him]
Chris Potter: Oh! Ah! What did you do that for?
Kel Kimble: Well, you told me to throw a can of peas at ya.
Chris Potter: I asked you to toss me the *duster!*
Kel Kimble: Oh, I'm sorry. It sounded like you said throw a can of peas at ya.
Chris Potter: Why would I ask you to throw a can of peas at me?
Kel Kimble: I don't know. I thought it seemed kind of strange.
Chris Potter: YOU SEEM KIND OF STRANGE!
[he leaves]
Kel Kimble: Sheesh, what's his problem?
Kenan: Kel, you just hit the man with a can of food!
Kenan: Kel, grab a brain, a heart, and some courage, and meet me at the Emerald City! Now come on, Ozzy!
Kel Kimble: Kenan, I already have a heart, and
[deep voice]
Kel Kimble: courage! Kenan? Aww... here it goes!
[repeated line]
Kel Kimble: Ah here goes!
Kenan: Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms!
[Runs away]
Kel Kimble: Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes!
[Kenan and Kel are being chased by bikers in the middle of a biker bar]
Kenan: [to distract the bikers] Look, the Great Wall Of China!
[All of the bikers stop, including Kel, and they all stare into the direction of where Kenan pointed, as if the Great Wall Of China were really there]
Kenan: [approaches Kel] Kel.
Kel Kimble: Shh, Kenan, I'm looking at the Great Wall Of China.
Kenan: [yelling in his ear] There ain't no Great Wall Of China over there! I mean, run!
[the bikers continue the chase around the bar]
Chris Potter: Shiny cow. Shiny cow. Mooo.
Kel Kimble: Kenan, I don't touch a tarantula.
[repeated line]
Kenan: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
Chris Potter: [while taking inventory of potatoes in the store] One potato, two potato, three potato, four.

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