A ne'er do well wins $100,000 in the lottery and decides to right all the wrongs from his past with his newfound realization.

[repeated line]
Darnell Turner: Hey, Earl!
Earl: Hey, Crabman!
[repeated line]
Joy: Oh, snap!
[title sequence voiceover]
Earl: You know the kind of guy who does nothing but bad things, and then wonders why his life sucks? Well... that was me. Every time something good happened to me, something bad was always waiting around the corner. Karma. That's when I realised I had to change. So, I made a list of everything bad I've ever done and, one by one I'm going to make up for all my mistakes. I'm just trying to be a better person. My name is Earl.
[Randy opens the door]
Earl: Randy?
Randy: No.
[Closes the door again]
Joy: [to Darnell] When the bar closes let's do it on the pool table like Jodie Foster did in that porno.
Randy: I should be on that show where you have to remember the names of things. What's it called again?
Joy: Is his sister getting married? Is she? Cause if she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid I swear to God, I will march down to that Club Chubby and wrap her neck around that pole!

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