After six years of keeping our malls safe, Paul Blart has earned a well-deserved vacation. He heads to Vegas with his teenage daughter before she heads off to college. But safety never takes a holiday and when duty calls, Blart answers.

Paul Blart: [looks straight into camera] Always bet on Blart.
[regarding Paul Blart's missing daughter]
Henk: We need to establish motive. Do you have a lot of money?
Paul Blart: Define 'a lot', I mean...
Henk: Any.
Paul Blart: No, actually I don't have a lot... no.
Divina Martinez: I'm actually dating someone.
Paul Blart: Oh please ma'am, I practically invented the fake boyfriend thing.
Paul Blart: I'm fiercely independent and not a big fan of being alone.
[after Blart gets kicked by a horse and slammed into a minivan]
Mindy: Are you okay?
Paul Blart: No, but I've never been better.
Paul Blart: It's a bad day to be bad people
Maya Blart: Well think of it this way you can visit me in California when it's really cold in Jersey.
Paul Blart: Oh of course I can if I want some smog on my earthquake flakes!
Maya Blart: You know what I decided i'm going.
Paul Blart: Wait a minute you decided like you just decided, but you know what decision over ruled judge Blart know in session!
Vincent Sofel: Oh wow you have your own super hero, what's with the cape?
Paul Blart: Why are you wearing a cape Khan?
Khan Mubi: I came straight from a haircut.
Paul Blart: Holy crawfish!
Paul Blart: We are trained to detect, deter, observe and report but one day six years ago a man did more than that, and I am that man! We are that man and so we say to you sir, footlocker!

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