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A woman's world is rocked when she discovers her husband is cheating on her.
Eddie Bichon: Em, Emma Rae. Emma Rae: Are you addressing me? Eddie Bichon: Yes. Emma Rae: Well lick it, put a stamp on it, and mail it to someone who gives a shit.
Grace: Emma Rae, I have a cookbook to put out, and a daughter to raise, and the God damn winter Grand Prix. And I just don't have time for the nervous breakdown I deserve, so please, don't ask me to stop and think!
[Emma Rae knees Eddie in the groin] Emma Rae: Grace, the lying cheating sack of shit is here. Eddie Bichon: [on the floor] Can't... breathe... Grace: Oh, my God. Emma Rae, what did you do? Emma Rae: Well, you said to keep him busy. He's busy holding his nuts. Grace: Oh, my God. Eddie, are you all right? Eddie Bichon: No! Grace: Help me get him up. Eddie Bichon: No! You stay the hell over there! Emma Rae: Don't worry. I wouldn't walk that far to help you up. Grace: My God, Emma Rae. What is the matter with you? Emma Rae: Consider it a blow for your dignity. Grace: What is dignified about kicking somebody in the balls? Emma Rae: Well, I feel better.
Grace: Oh don't you lay that on me! I have orgasms everyday I've just gotten so use to having them when you're not in the room. Eddie Bichon: Well that's just GREAT!
Eddie Bichon: If you didn't want to get married why did you? Grace: Why'd you ask me? Eddie Bichon: Why'd I ask you? Grace: Yeah, you're the one who hasn't even stopped dating yet!
Emma Rae: I've got to see a horse about a man.
Wyly King: You understand what I'm saying? Grace: I think so. [clears throat] Grace: You're telling me that if I just, eat shit politely with a knife and fork, and just learn to swallow the handfuls of bullshit that he serves up to me then everything will be just a-okay. Is that it daddy? I mean that's what you're saying isn't it daddy? I mean isn't- [spills food, gets up and walks away]
Emma Rae: [to Grace, about Eddie] You married a guy whose nickname in college was Hound Dog. What did you expect was going to happen?
Georgia King: What on earth was he thinking of? Emma Rae: Prob'ly the same thing he was thinkin' with.
Wyly King: You know you were lucky to get her the first time. Eddie Bichon: It was a damn miracle.
Wyly King: All of our friends complain about how their kids grow up and run off and they never hear from them anymore. Why the hell can't that happen to us?