Rattled by sudden unemployment, a Manhattan couple surveys alternative living options, ultimately deciding to experiment with living on a rural commune where free love rules.

Linda: So what do you do when it rains?
Seth: I drink the nourishment that Gaia is feeding me through her cloud teats.
Marcy: It just doesn't fit the HBO brand. We do violence and heartache but it's sexy. Do you understand?
Linda: Of course, what was I thinking? I mean you know what we could do? We could throw in some vampires in there to have sex with the penguins, and then you could have brooding sexy little vampire penguins. Would that work for your brand? What if the polar bears were hookers and on meth and then just show their tits for no reason? How would that work?
Marcy: I think you're joking but if you could do that that would be very interesting for us.
George Gergenblatt: Can somebody go a day in this place without a dick in their face?
Linda: Oh it's you.
Seth: Yes, I'm doing primal gesticulating.
Linda: I thought someone was getting ax murdered.
Seth: The only thing getting murdered are my anxieties, tensions and fears. Speaking figuratively of course. I'm against violence of any kind.
Sherm: I'll be one of those guys who's just old and ugly, rich, has a hot wife. Like... ah
George Gergenblatt: Gollum.
Carvin: You know, it's amazing: I can remember Janice Woo with perfect clarity, I just can't remember where the deed is. You know why? Because I didn't fuck the deed.
Rick: Hey, here he is, my homeless brother. Where's your cardboard box? And Linda, my god, ah - your body is ridonculous. Purrr.
Marissa: Rick I think you're making everybody uncomfortable.
Rick: Oh, everybody knows what I mean.
Carvin: This is historic. The revolution has begun - all because this courageous woman saw an unjust world and waved her boobies at it.
Kathy: A lot of magical things have happened since you walked through those doors.
Karen: Amen.
Kathy: My menstrual cycle started back up again. And I don't even have a uterus. I mean I have it... it's in a jar. It's actually in the room that you're staying in.
Seth: Oh, we're gonna get you in here. Time is our friend.
Rodney: Here we go. Thank you, acid.

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